Grab a list of delicious, sweet brownie Instagram captions, quotes, and sayings: from brownie sayings from celebrities to anonymous phrases.
Brownies are the ultimate celebration dessert. They are so much fun from start to finish. People like you and me, as well as famous people like David Beckham and Katharine Hepburn, have their own brownie recipes.
You might not know that National Brownie Day is celebrated on December 8 each year, which is another reason to make brownies.
Brownie captions for Instagram
1. Embrace the brownie bliss.
2. Brownies: My favorite kind of workout.
3. Life is short, eat the brownie
4. Why be moody when you can eat a brownie?
5. Brownies by the dozen because why not?
6. Calories? I don't count when it comes to brownies.
7. Brownies are like my secret diary. Dense, full of secrets, and I consume them in the dark alone.
8. This isn't just a brownie, it's a chocolate hug.
9. Life happens, brownies help.
10. In a committed relationship with brownies.
11. Friday night plans: Brownies and Netflix.
12. When life gets tough, eat a brownie.
13. Life is better when you have a brownie by your side.
14. Sending you virtual brownie hugs.
15. Can't help falling in love with brownies.
16. Sharing love, one brownie at a time.
17. Brownies make everything better.
18. I'm in a brownie state of mind.
19. What's your go-to brownie recipe?
20. Join the brownie appreciation club by commenting below.
21. Brownie, you complete me.
22. Sweet like a brownie.
23. Brownie vibes only.
24. Brownies: my kind of art.
25. Sweet life, sweeter brownies.
26. Hugs in brownie form.
27. Brownies: the sweet bridge between a good day and a great one.
28. In a world full of flavors, always choose brownie.
29. Magic is real; it's baked at 350°F and called a brownie.
30. Happiness is the crispy edge of a well-baked brownie.
31. Every brownie bite is a journey to chocolate nirvana.
32. A day without brownies? Unimaginable.
33. One bite of this fudgy brownie, and you'll be in dessert paradise.
34. Life is like a brownie - it's all about how you mix things up.
35. Love at first bite - that's what these brownies are all about.
36. Life is better with a brownie in hand - trust me on this one.
37. When in doubt, eat a brownie and smile.
38. In a world full of desserts, a brownie always takes the crown.
39. These brownies are too good to be true.
40. You're happy and you know it, eat a brownie!
41. Brownies: because sometimes a little bit of chocolate just isn't enough.
42. Brownies are my love language.
43. The best things in life are brownies, chocolate, and more brownies.
44. One bite is all it takes to fall in love with brownies.
45. Brownies are not a want, they're a need.
46. Brownies may not solve all your problems, but they're a good start.
47. Can't keep my hands off these brownies.
48. Brownies are the sweetest way to say "I love you."
49. Brownies are the ultimate symbol of love and affection.
50. Brownies: the ultimate stress-reliever.
51. When life gives you lemons, make lemon brownies.
52. Brownies: the cure for a bad day
Brownie quotes
1. "I'm the king of brownie sundaes!" - Matt Dallas
2. "They should be moist, not cakey!" - Katharine Hepburn
3. "All you need is love… and lots of brownies." - Anonymous
4. "You would be amazed by what you can give up, lose, or break, and yet still be a person who gets happy over brownies." - Augusten Burroughs
5. "Usually we would order a cup of coffee and a cup of tea, along with a brownie, backing up her sadness with chocolate and caffeine to turn it into anxiety." - Lorrie Moore
6. "A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies." - Linda Sunshine
7. "I just think about how saying you love someone can make your heart feel like some kind of brownie sundae, warm, gooey, sweet and good." - Carrie Jones
8. "Classic Christmas cookies are really time-consuming. Instead, make a bar you can bake in a pan and just cut up, like a brownie or a blondie or a shortbread, which still has that Christmas vibe." - Zooey Deschanel
9. "Childhood smells of perfume and brownies." - David Leavitt
10. "Would you rather eat celery or a brownie? - Is that some kind of trick question? - Exactly. So, only date guys who eat brownies." - from the movie "Sleepover"
11. "Brownies were like spare batteries. One could never have too many in the house." - Darynda Jones
12. "There go the goddamn brownies!"- Joe Dante
13. "I browsed casually, lulled with the smell of novels: paper and glue and magic, mingled with the scent of freshly brewing coffee and the faintest trace of brownies. It was practically narcotic." - Jessica Gadziala
14. "If I'm going to have something rich and yummy, I'm not reaching for prepackaged brownies. I'm going to make a pie from scratch." - Marisa Miller
15. "I put the guitar back in the case. I can't even look at it anymore. Instead, I want to make brownies. I want an end result there's a recipe for. I want to combine eggs and water and oil and chocolate and flour and sugar and vanilla and get something fulfilling." - Deb Caletti
16. "Remember, in life, you can't have your cake, eat it too, and then expect a side plate of brownies. Make your choices and live with the consequences. Now - go think about it!" - Matthew W. Grant
17. "I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one." - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
18. "I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tasted like a bowl of butter. I love my mom's brownies. My favorite thing about both of those recipes is that someone else made them for me." - Jen Kirkman
19. "For most of our young lives, my family was baffled by elementary school bake sales, to which we were told to bring in goodies to sell. While other kids arrived bearing brownies, chocolate chip cookies, and apple pies, Chinese families didn't bake." - Jennifer Lee
20. "People only have guilty pleasures when they crowbar pleasure down their throat all the time and then they reach for the brownies. Then you should feel guilty because you're killing your body and that's something to be guilty about." - Hal Sparks
21. "What a strange circumstance she found herself in: baking brownies for a handful of gods from the Underworld." - Eva Pohler
22. "Incredible," Jason said. "These are really good brownies." - Rick Riordan
23. "Maybe I am a prophet. I really hope one day there will come Confucius, Muhammad, Buddha and Christ to see me. And we will sit at a table, taking tea and eating some brownies." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
24. "Life is like a brownie, sometimes its gooey and delicious." - Anonymous
25. "Brownies are the sweetest way to show love." - Anonymous
26. "A brownie a day keeps the sadness away." - Anonymous
27. "Brownies are the best way to show someone you care." - Anonymous
Funny brownie quotes
1. "Anyone who tries to make brownies without butter should be arrested." - Ina Garten
2. "I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy." - Barney Frank
3. "I have a candle on the bus that smells like caramel brownie. I love anything that smells like food!" - Carrie Underwood
4. "Everybody's eating all my - brownies, granola, anything you eat cooked, I can find you raw." - Carol Alt
5. "What's the point of having a book club if you don't get to eat brownies and drink wine?" - Jami Attenberg
6. "My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies." - Jim Benton
7. "Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius." - George Lopez
8. "I was a brownie for a day. My mom made me stop. She didn't want me to conform." - Sandra Bullock
9. "I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins." - Parker Posey
10. "After we put my son to bed, my husband and I curl up and watch a movie or TV. That's when I finally put up my feet and have my glass of wine and a brownie." - Kara Goucher
11. "Have you been hitting the wine or my mother's brownies again?" - Terri Herman-Ponce
12. "Don't let the brownies bite." - Brandon Mull
13. "There isn't much a pan of warm Brownies and a glass of milk will fix. In less it's low grain prices. Or poverty. Or the national debt. I guess there are a few things, but nothing you have to worry about right this minute." - Lois Greiman
14. "Brownies and a condom." - Jill Shalvis
15. "She pointed a finger at him. "Smart men don't comment on a woman's eating habits, regardless of how many brownies she can shove in her mouth at one time." - He laughed. "In that case, I guess I'm not as smart as you think I am." - Kait Ballenger
16. "Two things I learned a long time ago, Cate: Don't hold a grudge longer than it takes to work your way through a pan of brownies all by yourself, and don't begrudge someone an apology if they deserve it." - Alyssa Goodnight
17. "Why did everyone send casseroles in times of crisis? Why didn't anyone ever send brownies and Jack Daniel's?" - Jaye Wells
18. "Only the sweetest of the sweet would bring brownies to the apocalypse." - Shelly Crane
19. "And one thing's for certain - after tonight I'll never look at brownies the same way again." - Wendy Higgins
20. "Those the brownies will not help must learn to help themselves." - Anonymous
21. "One thing I've learned is that strange things do happen. They happen all the time. Today, for instance, my best friend Jill's cat spoke. We were making brownies in the kitchen when we heard it say, "Let me out." - Alice Hoffman
22. "You can't sit on my bed," I say as he sits on my bed. "And neither can Bunce. My bed reeks of intensity and brownies." - Rainbow Rowell
23. "Happiness is homemade, and it starts with a brownie." - Anonymous
24. "Brownies: the silent guardian of my happiness." - Anonymous
25. "The only thing better than a brownie is two brownies." - Anonymous
26. "A brownie is a hug for your sweet tooth." - Anonymous
Note: The quotes' spelling and grammar match with the source.
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