Here is an extensive collection of cake quotes, sayings, captions, phrases, and aphorisms about cakes in general and different cakes in particular. You will also find a list of wedding cake quotes and sayings for a birthday cake.
We all have our favorite desserts, and for many people, it is cake. So, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to remind everyone why they love eating this delicious treat.
With over 275 quotes, saying, and more about cakes, enjoy and have a good laugh at funny sayings about cake.
Best quotes about the cake
1."I love you like a greedy child loves cake!" - Scott Adams
2. "Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake." - Dean Koontz
3. "I want to be the girl with the most cake."- Courtney Love
4. "For me, almost always, the answer was cake." - Diana Abu-Jaber
5. "Love is like a cake, you have to cook it well to be able to savor it. Otherwise you risk pulling it out raw or burned." - Giuseppe Caputo
6. "If you give everyone a piece of cake, you'll get even more than you need." - Jay Leno
7. "Everyone is dealing with something. This is life; this is not just a piece of cake." - Tom Brady
8. "My children: the cherry of cakes of life." - Besma Ben Slimene
9. "Love is a dessert: after the cake is eaten, there are always crumbs on the plate." - Patrick Cauvin
10. "The cheapest and safest way to be happy is to eat a piece of cake after a long fast." - Marco Oliverio
11. "Love is when you get the last piece of cake, but you give it up willingly." - E. Lockhart
12. "...language is not the frosting, it's the cake." - Tom Robbins
13. "May I always feel the same as when I'm about to eat a cake." - Greg Walloch
14. "So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I've found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best." - David Frum
15. "Experiences are like cherry on the cake. It's nice, but that's not what's going to make a difference to the habit." - Martine Batchelor
16. "But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs." - Eva Herzigova
17. "It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it." - Richard M. Nixon
18. "Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake."- Aaron Paul
19. "What can cake teach you about life? This practice makes perfect, and if you try something once, it probably won't be perfect, and you have to keep working on it if you want to be good at it." - Nicole Byer
20. "Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake." - Larry Hagman
21. "My cake is dough, but I'll be among the rest, Out of hope of all but my share of the feast." - William Shakespeare
22. "It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker." - Judd Nelson
23. "There is no screenplay-writing recipe that guarantees your cake will rise." - Robert McKee
24. "Older women are the secret of the best cakes." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
25. "As long as there is a garden and a cake to dirty your hands with sugar, the fairy tales will never end." - Fabrizio Caramagna
26. "You have treated the arts as the cherry on the cake. It needs to be the yeast." - Mallika Sarabhai
27. "All pleasures are lonely, even when we share the cake." - Éric Chevillard
28. "I eat some cakes all day." - Zahia Dehar
29. "A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked." - Delia Smith
30. "The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going." - Reinhard Bonnke
31. "Experiencing love is like tasting cake, you have to take the time to taste." - Simple Zojar
32. "You can't eat your cake and keep it at the same time." - Serge Bouchard
33. "For goodness sake, look at those cakes."- James Brown
34. "Wishes that come true are always like chocolate on a cake, we always want more." - Danny Koubangoye
35. "In the childhood memories of every good cook is a large kitchen, a working stove, a cake who cooks and a mom." - Barbara Costikyan
36. "Make a cake, it's child's play and adult's pleasure." - Craig Clairborne
37. "Love stories are not the icing on the cake; I'm the cake!" - Peter Guber
38. "If you want to have a bigger family, offer the cake to your neighbor." - Santy Giuliano
39. "And then learn to live. Cut yourself a nice piece of cake with the silver cutlery. You learn how leaves grow on trees. Open your eyes. Learn how the moon sets in the cold of the night before Christmas. Open your nostrils. Smell the snow. Let life happen." - Sylvia Plath
40. "The mental aura of the ancient earth is the icing on the cake." - Claude-May Waia Nemia
41. "The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake." - Michele Gorman
42. "The extra is the icing on the cake for the inferior woman who wants to become a superwoman." - Claude-May Waia Nemia
43. "The nicer the piece of cake, the more likely it is to fall sideways on the plate when served." - Murphy's Law
44. "You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it." - Zygmunt Bauman
45. "The best ingredient of a cake it is he who esteems him." - Steve Lambert
46. "Lorraine quiches are really a great compromise between a pie and a cake." - Clement Berut
47. "Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with." - Haruki Murakami
48. "If you're trying to start a business, it's like preparing a cake. You must have all the ingredients in the right proportions." - Elon Musk
49. "Let them eat cake."- Marie Antoinette
50. "The future is a cake prepared using Grandma's recipe." - Hanluo Taihan
51. "For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake." - Alfred Hitchcock
52. "This resplendent cake, as if surrounded by a magical aura, made me instantly happy." - Martin Page
53. "You don't want to raise a kid in a culture where the kid who asks the most questions is annoying. You want a culture where the kid who asks the most questions gets awards and gets another piece of cake." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
54. "And you may well find that baking two cakes does not take twice the work of baking one." - Robert Kuttner
55. "I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle." - John Denver
56. "Romanticism is the icing on the cake, but love is the cake." - Julia Child
57. "It is like the cakes, at the end of each evening, there is absolutely nothing left of the cheesecake and apple pie, of the peach mousse and the chocolate cake there are some slices, while the wonderful blueberry pie remains intact." - From the movie A Romantic Kiss
58. "Success is not like a cake that needs to be split. It's more like a pile of stones - a cairn. If someone succeeds, they add a stone to the cairn. It rises very high and can be seen from all over the world. That's how I see it." - Maeva Binchy
59. "If the cake fits, eat it!" - Gordon Korman
60. "I have a really big sweet tooth, and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament, like a good sized cake." - Maria Sharapova
61. "I want people to fall in love with themselves and be really proud and full of joy for the space they occupy. If someone else appreciates the space you're taking up, then that's icing on the cake." - Jonathan Van Ness
62. "There is nothing better than a cake, but more cake." - Harry S. Truman
63. "When it comes to cakes and puddings, savouries, bread and tea cakes, the English cannot be surpassed." - Laurie Colwin
64. "The cake is a very beautiful thing." - Milly Shapiro
65. "You can have your cake and eat it too and follow your passions and have a family and be happy." - Ayesha Curry
66. "Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be." - Lady Gaga
67. "The real cake isn't having what you want, it's doing what you want." - Lady Gaga
68. "Cake for later; cake as a way of life." - Laini Taylor
69. "I don't want to have regrets in life. I don't want to look back one day and say, "I could have eaten that piece of cake!" - Quino
70. "Happiness is like a cake. Have too much and you'll get sick of it." - Karl Pilkington
71. "My music is like a pale pink frosted cake with sprinkles, but when you cut it, there's a gooey dark chocolate center." - Melanie Martinez
72. "You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss." - Buddy Valastro
73. "Which is the best, the homemade cake or the ready-made cake? Moms will always argue that homemade cakes taste better, although it has been proven that most of us cannot tell the difference." - Richard W. Hartel and AnnaKate Hartel
74. "If life was a piece of cake, it wouldn't be worth eating!" - Christopher Jones
75. "It's not a real homemade cake if your mom didn't make it." - Richard W. Hartel and AnnaKate Hartel
76. "The icing on the cake goes a little unnoticed when placed on top of a cherry cake." - Philippe Geluck
77. "Would you both like to eat your cake and have your cake?" - John Heywood
78. "Music has been around for a long time, and there will be music long after Ray Charles dies. I just want to leave my mark, leave something musically good behind. If it's a big record, that's the icing on the cake, but the music is the main course." - Ray Charles
79. "Baking cakes has got to be, even innocently, one of the biggest culinary scams. It involves effort; it involves domestic prowess. But believe me, it's easy." - Nigella Lawson
80. "Madeleine: Little cake that throws our past in our face." - Laurent Baffie
81. "During tough times, it is best to cut back on sweets like cookies, cakes, and candies. Satisfy your sweet tooth with fruit to help prevent lows and spikes in blood sugar." - Karen Salmansohn
82. "The icing on the cake, it's great, but on a clafoutis, it's without interest." - Michèle Bernier
83. "A party without cake is just a meeting." - Julia Child
84. "Freedom is not to be bound by my wounds. And being able to eat cake every day." - Amanda de Cadenet
85. "Someone once said that there are always flowers for those who want to find flowers. I think that's true. But I also think that there are always cakes for those who want to find cakes." - C. JoyBell C.
86. "When I got to France I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a real cake. I'd had those cakes from cake mixes or the ones that have a lot of baking powder in them. A really good French cake doesn't have anything like that in it - it's all egg power." - Julia Child
87. "For a plagiarist, other people's bread is cake." - Henri Jeanson
88. "The Earth is a cake full of sweetness." - Charles Baudelaire
89. "It's so much fun that the money is just icing on the cake. There seems to be a lot of frosting." - Ken Jennings
90. "A good book, a good couchage, a cake or a coffee. Here are all the pleasures of life." - Arrigo Cajumi
91. "Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!" - C. JoyBell C.
92. "In the South, I think, food is the mirror of our lives. When I was growing up, no matter what you cried or celebrated, my mother was at the door with a cake or a pie." - Kimberly Schlapman
93. "How can a company that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners and instant cameras teach its young people patience?" - Paul Sweeney
94. "I like cake or sweets." - Prabhu Deva
95. "More recently, I learned another hobby: baking. It's so much fun to mix all the ingredients together and watch the cake come out great. It's so rewarding when the cake is great and tastes great." - Yani Tseng
96. "In any other context, "icing" is a wonderful and exciting word: the icing on the cake, for example, is a bonus - a wonderful thing on top of another wonderful thing. But in hockey, icing simply translates to the referee raising their right hand, as if swearing to the deity of timeout." -Steve Rushin
97. "Peace is what remains when we share the cake." - Vincent Roca
98. "I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like." - Ron Ben-Israel
99. "All families had their special Christmas food. Ours was called Dutch bread, made with a dough halfway between bread and cake, stuffed with citron and all kinds of nuts from the farm - hazelnut, black walnut, hickory, butternut." - Paul Engle
100. "A bad review is like making a cake with the best ingredients and having someone sit on it." - Danielle Steel
101. "The nice thing about cake is that it doesn't look like it's working. You forget about work. Children, adults, they all have the same look in their eyes when decorating cakes. That's the magic there." - Duff Goldman
102. "Photographing a cake can be an art."- Irving Penn
103. "We actors are lucky people, we get paid to do what we love, it's like getting paid to eat cake! There isn't much to complain about. In fact, on the days I'm off, I constantly tell my friends how I want to be on set because I miss it already." - Sriti Jha
104. "There are so many forms of love. Spending time with friends, love stories. I like to show my love by baking a cake for someone and writing their name on it, and seeing their reaction. I also like to give flowers!" - Pom Klementieff
105. "All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece but not too much." -George Harrison
106. "I firmly believe that increasing the size of the cake is at least as important as the distribution of the cake. To increase the size of the cake, you need to focus on progress." - Uday Kotak
107. "It may not be the most serious problem in the world, but it is a familiar problem: how do you divide a piece of cake equally between two children and also ensure that each of them considers it a fair division?" - Eric Maskin
108. "I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food has always been at the center of my life. I was a food obsessed person who turned into a comedian and tried to find a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too." - Nadia Giosia
109. "I learned that if I tell myself that I have no right to do something, I don't care later. So if I want chocolate, I have chocolate. If I want cookies, I have cookies. I like cake. I love cake." - Geri Halliwell
110."I put real plums in an imaginary cake." - Mary McCarthy
111. "Life is a cake and love is the icing on the cake. Without love, it becomes difficult to swallow life." - Mehek Bassi
112. "Baking cake is one of the easiest things in the world." - Paul Hollywood
113. "A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece." - Ludwig Erhard
114. "If the theory turns out to be correct, it will be an extremely thick and tasty icing on the cake." - Brian Greene
115. "I don't really cook much. I'm more of a baker. My favorite foods to bake that everyone loves, and that I can only keep at home for about 10 minutes, are 7UP Cake and Pineapple Upside-Down Cake." - Jada Pinkett Smith
116. "Life is like a recipe for a cake. If you follow the usual ingredients you will make the cake but you will already know what it will taste, others will taste it, appreciate it but soon forget. It always takes a pinch of genius in every recipe to ensure that it doesn't die with the last taste." - Carlo Peparello
117. "Anyone who knows me knows that I always eat cake. My nutritionist hates it, but I just tell her I like to eat it, and she's not going to stop me!" - Lucia Bronze
118. "I was a big kid and loved cake, maybe because it was the only sweet thing in my life." - André Rieu
119. "Eroticism is the icing on the cake when the cake is missing." - Aldo Busi
120. "Disappointing cakes often stayed too long. They should last just long enough to have the last bits the next morning with coffee - who doesn't like cakes with coffee?" - Tom Douglas
121. "I tried to make a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible and I cried for three days." - Rachel Ray
122. "A few years ago I got to a point where I realized that the only way to know someone's age is to know how they are living their life. The candles on the cake mean absolutely nothing." - Rob Lowe
123. "I had a kid, so I had to step things up and get this cake." - Ty Dolla's Sign
124. "I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest."- Craig Benzine
125. "Take the broken pieces of your life, make it into a master cake. Don't stand still like a lake; keep flowing like a stream!" - Israelmore Ayivor
126. "Equation: comfort + cake scent in the oven - alarm button = weekend." - Amy Krouse Rosenthal
127. "Remember, no matter what life offers us, we can always bake a cake!" - Sarah Ban Breathnach
128. "The great American food writer MFK Fisher once wrote an essay called The Anatomy of a Recipe. To have good anatomy, according to her, a recipe must have a sense of logical progression. She despaired of recipes with "anatomical flaws", where the reader is asked to make a cake batter and only then to grease the loaf pans." - Bee Wilson
129. "Mom is that person who, seeing that there are four pieces of cake and there are five people, says that she has never liked sweets." - Held Jordan
130. "My mother baked the whole world for me in sweet cakes.
My beloved filled my window with star raisins.
And the nostalgia is enclosed in me like air bubbles in bread."
- Yehuda Amichai
131. "A large empire, like a large cake, is most easily diminished at the edges." - Benjamin Franklin
132. "It could be argued that there is an element of fun in every cake, as each cake is in itself a surprise by virtue of the crust that wraps it." -
Janet Clarkson
133. "Man for me is the icing on the cake. But I am the pie and my pie is good on its own. Even if I don't have a cherry." - Halle Berry
134. "Of a wish, of a summer garden, of a cake still warm, of sugar between the lips and of a subtle wind in favor." - Fabrizio Caramagna
135. "When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?"- Lisa Loeb
136. "If eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right." - Lorelai Gilmore
137. "Architecture is the beginning of something because it's - if you're not involved in first principles, if you're not involved in the absolute, the beginning of this generative process, it's the cake decoration." - Thom Mayne
138. "Technically, if you don't cut a cake but eat it whole with a fork it's worth a slice." - Anonymous
139. "Let's be honest, the physical attracts me first. Then if you get to know the mind, soul and heart of man, that's the icing on the cake." - Lana Turner
140. "Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like crushed ice cream cake." - Ethel Merman
141. "It is not clear if it is a cake, a tart, a strudel. But what did I make of apples?" - @diodeglizilla, Twitter
142. "Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake. Oh my God. Cake of regrets? Everything that was about to happen had to be really bad." - Rachel Hawkins
143. "I like the concept of "take your cake and eat it too." - Jesse Itzler
144. "We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top." - Navjot Singh Sidhu
145. "There's adventure in the air. . . and cake to be eaten." - Robert Sharenow
145. "I'm a very keen baker; I pride myself on my cakes. I go along the classic sponge line, but I like to jazz it up." - Greg Rutherford
Funny cake quotes
1. "Men come and go, but the cake stays forever." - George Augustus Sala
2. "Why is it that when you mix water and flour you get a glue and if you add eggs and sugar you get a cake? Where does the glue go?" - Rita Rudner
3. "You start to realize that you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope
4. "I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight." - Gabriel Iglesias
5. "Let me be clear: I eat a lot of cakes because somewhere out there, it's someone's birthday!" - Anonymous
6. "Cake, will you do me the honor of making my stomach the happiest sack of acid in the world?" - Homer Simpson
7. "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but they didn't have one in the shop. So I bought a cake." - Mitch Hedberg
8. "As a child, every time I blew out the candles, I asked to grow up. Now I realize that I could have wished for better." - Andrea Gora
9. "It's time to blow out the candles on the pity party cake." - Louie Giglio
10. "The more the years pass, the more the candles on the birthday cake resemble a spirometry exam." - @volleyball, Twitter
11. "Mmmmh ... what a good cake ... Just like mom knew how to buy!" - Stuart Pankin
12. "What dessert are you bringing tonight?"
"The Ikea Cake. I put all the ingredients in a bag. Then you can do it yourself." - @Sonopazzaio, Twitter
13. "My policy on the cake is pro to having it and pro to eating it." - Boris Johnson
14. "I am surprised. When I was 40, I thought I would never make 50. And at 50, I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still strong and enjoying everything." - Gloria Stuart
15. "How do I like my eggs? Um, in a cake." - Anonymous
16. "I would say that I have more shoes than anything else; they are a good way to update a look. Bags and shoes are like decorating a cake." - Alexa Chung
17. "When I was a kid, she would make me wash lettuce 10 times or open nuts by hand to make a cake. I was like, 'Mom, this is ridiculous.' But now? I manage my kitchen the same way." - Daniel Humm
18. "For reasons that aren't entirely clear, I take a strange and almost inappropriate pleasure in baking a cake that looks like a rotting log. Essentially, this is what a Buche de Noel is supposed to look like, with meringue "mushrooms" popping out of the chocolate buttercream crust." - Claire Saffitz
19. "For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. Now each candle has come to represent an entire decade." - Yotam Ottolenghi
20. "I think that's true - economically you want to make a bigger cake rather than cutting an existing cake differently." - Jacob Rees-Mogg
21. "You know you're getting old when you get that candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow that." - Jerry Seinfeld
22. "In any good comic, the drawing is the icing on the cake. As surprising as it may seem, it is incidental." - Anthony Jean
23. "We begin to notice that we age when the weight of the candles exceeds that of the cake." - Bette Davis
24. "At four years old, you can afford to devour whole slices of cherry cake coated with chocolate and cream… At twenty seven, you have to start watching your figure." - Barbara Taylor Bradford
25. "There comes an age when you spend more time removing the candles from the cake than eat it!" - Gilles Abadie
26. "Inheritance is a cake you receive when you have no more teeth to eat it." - Fred Allen
27. "A balanced meal, from a little boy's point of view, is a piece of cake in each hand." - Anonymous
28. "I have a slender person inside me, but I can easily put her back to sleep when she wakes up, by eating three or four cakes." - Bob Thaves
29. "Guests are like cakes: if kept too long, they go rancid and become inedible." - Charlie Chaplin
30. "If the rhinoceros was a cake birthday, he would wear his candle on his nose." - The-height
31. "Who makes himself brown by taking a part of the cake, will be chocolate by taking a chestnut pie!" - Serge Zeller
32. "Life is hard I'm not going to make you a sketch, everyone wanted to bite but the cake is not big enough." - Ninho
Wedding cake quotes
1. "Anyone who is incapable of appreciating a cake both sweet, salty and bitter, is not allowed in marriage." - Jacques Nteka Bokolo
2. "My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain." - W. H. Auden
3. "The most dangerous food is the wedding cake." - James Thurber
4. "She tells enough lies to frost a wedding cake." - Margot Asquith
5. "Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sexual desire by 99%: the wedding cake." - Jim Davidson
6. "If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake right? I love me, so I'm thinking 12 tiers." - Michelle M. Pillow
7. "If you really can't stand weddings, if nothing else in the end you can always console yourself with the cake." - Richard W. Hartel and AnnaKate Hartel
8. "Get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one." - Phyllis Diller
Birthday cake quotes
1. "Having a purpose in life is essential: how to blow out your birthday candles or toast the New Year." - Sandro Pandolfi
2. "A birthday cake speaks the language of nostalgia, it is a perfect childhood memory revived by the senses." - Kate Jacobs
3. "I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, it's like bringing more cakes to the world." - Demetri Martin
4. "I've never been one to throw parties for my birthday. I remember how embarrassed I was when they made me cut a cake on the trays and the unit sang 'Happy Birthday." - Hema Malini
5. "A birthday at my age is not a year less but more happiness. And so much the better if the candles cost more than the cake!" - Line Renaud
6. "Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all in the memories." - Buddy Valastro
7. "The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should be." - Rysa Walker
8. "Having a birthday cake smashed in your face by young children? Delicious. I always put on a Santa Claus costume at Christmas. To remain childish is a wonderful state of innocence." - John Lydon
9. "Ninety years old: he stopped blowing out the candles on the cake and started lighting them in church." - A. Roderi
10. "Birthdays are a natural way of telling us to eat more cake." - Jo Brand
11. "If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness." - Aberjhani
12. "I realized I was older when on my birthday all the guests stood around the cake to warm their hands." - George Burns
13. "I always think that for my birthday they throw me a party with a huge cake that comes out of a naked and gigantic woman. She beats me and goes back into the cake." - Woody Allen
14. "I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. It was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut a birthday cake and made a wish, I wish I was on Saturday Night Live. If I threw a coin in a fountain, I wish I was on Saturday Night Live. If I saw a shooting star, I wish I was on Saturday Night Live." - Jimmy Fallon
15. "My mom always sends a cake to the office for my birthday." - David Ulevitch
16. "Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen." - Jim Gaffigan
17. "Romance novels are birthday cakes, and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have plenty of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when life's peanut butter sticks to the palate." - Janet Evanovitch
18. "Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it's our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back in time." - Homaro Cantu
19. "My FedEx mom bakes me a red velvet cake every birthday." - Molly Sims
Chocolate cake quotes
1. "If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake." - Maryrose Wood
2. "A friend is like a cake chocolate, hard with a tender heart." - Anonymous
3. "A chocolate cake may contain almond praline or blackberry, and a vanilla cake may contain cinnamon, cappuccino or pistachio. Each is distinctive and I only cook to order." - Ron Ben-Israel
4. "I am not a strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it." - Grace Slick
5. "I make a chocolate cake from scratch every week." - Victoria Osteen
6. "I'm not saying I don't like days when I don't eat chocolate cake. But I especially like those days when I eat chocolate cake." - Trisha Yearwood
7. "Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does it for me." - Audrey Hepburn
8. "I love chocolates. It could be something as simple as a chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream, or it could be a macaroon filled with chocolate." - Ranveer Singh
9. "My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." - Dave Barry
10. "How many times have you wanted to bake a chocolate cake from scratch or prove that you can make a puff pastry crust as good as your grandma's, but you just don't have the time! A snow day is the perfect day to engage the kids without time pressure, or worse, diners to impress." - Rachel Campos-Duffy
11. "I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt." - Phyllis Diller
12. "Art without emotion it's like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag." - Laurie Halse Anderson
13. "The preparation of the chocolate cake is too complex to be foreseen by my convulsive life; for this reason, when I receive important guests, I buy it in the best pastry shop in the area, remove the decorations, transfer it to a plate of mine and then go around a couple of times jumping around the living room table until it is soft enough to seem homemade. The cakes bought, like the hairdresser's hairstyles, have the unmistakable mark of professionalism but, after shaking them with vigorous shakes, both of them rise to the category of domestic patchwork." - Isabel Allende
14. "Part of life and part of the enjoyment of life is croissant and chocolate cake and eggs and milkshakes and oatmeal. There are so many things, you have to learn to appreciate them all. When I'm not eating as much as I should, I'm not fun to be around; I am difficult." - Nina Dobrev
15. "I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind by saying, 'You were a good boy on stage, and you put on your show, so now you can have cake and ice cream." - Steven Wright
16. "Writing or making anything - a poem, a bird feeder, a chocolate cake - has self-respect in it." - Sharon Olds
Layer cake quotes
1. "Why not ask what can or can't be a layer in a layer cake?" - Christina Tosi
2. "Since the human being is basically a layered cake, you can very well be sad and happy in the same spoonful." - Anonymous
3. "In my experience, entrepreneurship tends to be a bit cumulative, like a layer cake. Taking time can make revving up difficult." - Andrew Yang
4. "I've always told my children that life is like a layer cake. You get to put one layer on top of the other, and whether you frost it or not is up to you." - Ann Richards
Tiramisu quotes
1. "The best known and most appreciated Italian dessert in the world is definitely tiramisu. This spoon dessert, invented in the 1970s in the Treviso restaurant Le Beccherie, owes at least part of its success to the creaminess of its fundamental ingredient: mascarpone." - Dario Bressanini
2. "I don't know if there is happiness, but I know there is tiramisu." - Anonymous
3. "I do not understand that Eva has been tempted by an apple. I could understand a tiramisu .... but an apple!" - Anonymous
4. "Tiramisu made with Pavesini instead of ladyfingers is a defeat for humanity!" - Anonymous
5. "Tiramisu is a timeless Italian icon that combines everyone's taste." - Sonia Peronaci
6. "I have a weakness: tiramisu. Homemade or pastry, never fails." - Alberto Angela
7. "In Japan, the dessert is also very popular, except that instead of the word "tiramisu" the ideogram is that of the Rising Sun." - Riccardo Cassini
8. "Tiramisu is a hard drug, one of those that immediately after the first dose are addictive." - Margherita Oggero
9. "Tiramisu, after all, is nothing more than a sweet lasagna: the pasta is replaced by biscuits dipped in coffee, egg cream and mascarpone sauce with meat sauce and cocoa béchamel." - Eugenio Signoroni
10. "Sometimes I fight my inner demons. Other times we hug and eat tiramisu together." - Anonymous
11. "Tiramisu is the thing that, after the first slice, is left with a quantity equal to "well now it's a little bit, let's finish it!" - Anonymous
12. "Love is like tiramisu. The less you have, the more you want." - Anonymous
13. "In me lives a thin woman who tries to get out, but I keep her at bay with tiramisu." - Anonymous
Other cake quotes and sayings
1. "- Mont-Blanc is not like a Sicilian cannoli, which is all inside, it's like a backpack: she carries it around for a month and is safe! Mont-Blanc rests on a delicate balance, it's not like Sacher Torte ... - What? - The Sacher Torte ... - What is it? - I mean, have you practically never tasted Sacher Torte ?! - No ... - Okay, let's keep it up, let's get hurt!" - Nanni Moretti
2. "Love is a cake of semolina - sweet at first, consistent thereafter, frankly stuffy for those who have the weakness to take it again, and crumbles towards the end." - Jean Vautrin
3. "You can freeze a good sponge cake and then have a strawberry shortcake anytime you want." - Lidia Bastianich
4. "I love roast chicken, juicy summer tomatoes, and carrot cake topped with tangy cream cheese frosting." - Samin Nosrat
5. "Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling." - Dave Barry
6. "Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake." - Sam Lipsyte
7. "The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses." - Dave Barry
8. "I made the coffee cake recipe from The Fun of Cooking over and over again when I was a kid." - Alex Guarnaschelli
9. "Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake." - Dana Gould
10. "The worst gift is a fruit cake. There is only one fruitcake in the whole world, and people send it to each other." - Johnny Carson
11. "I gorged myself on a large chunk of super-nourishing Saint Honore cake, suffering such a guilty cholesteroid hallucination that I could hear the aorta stiffen like a hockey puck." - Woody Allen
12. "I can cook to please people, but it's pretty conventional. I make a good sponge cake. I have trouble following recipes." - Anna Chancellor
13. "I'm not particularly interested in restaurant cooking. I don't really want to learn how to make a Napoleon. I much prefer learning how to make a really good lemon cake, which you can make at home. I like simple, old-fashioned home cooking." - Laurie Colwin
14. "I love cakes - confetti cakes, to be precise. There are small colored candies inside the cake, and then you get the confetti frosting, which is sometimes very hard to find. It's really hard to explain to people because it's not frosting with sprinkles on top. It's icing that contains candy. It's Funfetti Frosting." - Channing Tatum
15. "I have the biggest sweet tooth! You name it, I'll eat it. My all-time favorite is my mom's butter cake. Every time I come home, my mom will already have the cake baked because I love her so much. It drives my siblings crazy because they think she favors me. I don't care because she probably does!" - Michael Strahan
Instagram captions
1. Cake is the answer, no matter the question.
2. Don't wait until it's too late. Eat that slice of cake!
3. If eating cake is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
4. Made just for me.
5. Put "eat cake" on top of your to-do list today and you're sure to get at least one task done.
6. When in doubt, eat a cake.
7. Cake is happiness!
8. Bring on the cake!
9. For goodness sake, eat some cake!
10. Forget the fork and dig right in!
Proverbs about cakes
1.Bread in peacetime is better than cake in times of war. - Slovak proverb
2. There was never a cake, but it had a make. - Scotch proverb
3. Turn the cake in the pan. - English proverb
4. When you eat a round cake, do you start from the center? - Hausa proverb
5. In default of bread, meal cakes are good. - Portuguese proverb
6. A friendly word is better than a heavy cake. - Ukrainian proverb
7. For rice cakes, go to the rice-cake maker. - Japanese proverb
8. Draw a cake to satisfy one's hunger. - Chinese proverb
9. A cake eaten in peace, is worth two in trouble. - French proverb
10. If there's no bread, cakes are very good. - Spanish proverb
11. Those who always eat cake are satisfied with it.
12. The proof of the pan is the cake.
13. Cakes and women are good when they are not indigestible.
14. There are many whims of men; who likes the cake, who the pies.
15. The brains of men are various: who likes cake, who likes tortelli.
16. Those who always eat cake are satisfied with it.
17. Even though the cake is large and spacious, divided into many pieces, it is a small thing.
Note: The quotes' spelling and grammar match with the source.
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