195 Chocolate Quotes, Sayings, And Captions (2025 Edition)

For all chocolate lovers on World Chocolate Day and beyond, here are some chocolate quotes, sayings, and captions. Enjoy sweet sayings about chocolate, funny chocolate quotes, and short, witty phrases.

For many people, chocolate is a reminder of happiness and joy. Christelle Le Ru regards it as therapy. Ruth Westheimer feels the "sensual pleasure" from eating this guilty treat. For Ernst Knam, the king of chocolate, "Chocolate is everything, a 360° world."

Enjoy chocolate by checking out these famous quotes, sayings, and captions.

Quotes about chocolate

1."Everything is good if it's made of chocolate." - Jo Brand

2. "Other foods are just food. But chocolate is chocolate." - Patrick Skene Catling

3. "To the questions of life, chocolate gives an answer articulated in many cubes and flakes." - Fabrizio Caramagna

4. "Chocolate! This is a word that evokes indescribable ecstasies. Is there a man, a woman or a child who has not desired it, who has not devoured it, and who the next moment has not dreamed of devouring it again?" - Elaine Gonzales

5. "As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness." - Wayne Gerard Trotman

6. "Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created." - Sandra Bullock

7. "Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food." -Michael Levine

8. "Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of those pieces." - Judith Viorst

9. "My favorite dish is my chocolate mousse. It's like heaven on earth. It's the best chocolate mousse that you could ever imagine. You have to start with the highest-quality chocolate." - Nancy Pelosi

10. "The world is divided into: those who eat chocolate without bread; those who cannot eat chocolate unless they also eat bread; those who don't have chocolate; those who do not have bread." - Stefano Benni

11. "Do you know what chocolate is made of?
It is made of cocoa, dense, strong, velvety.
It is made of abyss, dark, deep, enveloping.
It is made up of dreams, ecstatic, light, mysterious."
- Fabrizio Caramagna

12. "Chocolate: the mixture of toasted cocoa nibs with sugar and cinnamon; because with cocoa alone, we only make cocoa paste and not chocolate." - Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

14. "Chocolate without sugar, sometimes can be bitter, but it will always be sweeter than a hurting truth." - Carlos Barra

15. "Treat sadness with chocolate and laugh in the faces of passers-by!" - Marina Tsvetaeva

16. "Love chocolate to the fullest, without complex or false shame, because remember: "without a grain of madness, there is no reasonable man." - François de La Rochefoucauld

17. "Do you prefer chocolates or candies?"
"Well, I would discard the candies ..."
- Alessandro Bergonzoni

18. "Venice is like eating an entire box of liqueur chocolates all at once." - Truman Capote

19. "Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it useful." - Anonymous

20. "Chocolate face to face is sumptuous, at the end of a dinner it is superb, it is happiness, a rite, a ceremony." - Sonia Rykiel

21. "Chocolate is ruin, happiness, pleasure, love, ecstasy, fantasy..." - Elaine Sherman

22. "Chocolate is not only palatable, it is also a wonderful balm for the mouth." - Stephani Blancardi

23. "My chocolate bars have become marmalade." - Sick Body

24. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get." - Robert Zemeckis / Forrest Gump

25. "Chocolate is good with... vanilla, milk, strawberries, ice cream, chocolate!" - Anonymous

26. "Patience is like chocolate... We never have enough!" - Christine Heurtault

27. "People are so worried by nature that if we save them from drowning and, once on the bank, we give them hot chocolate and cakes, they will be afraid of catching cold." - John Jay Chapman

28. "Chocolate plunges otherwise normal beings into strange ecstatic states." - John West

29. "In chocolate there are nuanced shades of black, veiled mysteries of taste, abysses of pleasure." - Fabrizio Caramagna

30. "Does the notion of chocolate contradict the principle of free will?" - Sandra Boynton

31. "I like food: hamburgers, pizzas, gnocci, mashed potatoes and especially chocolate I like to eat to eat. Sometimes I'm sad for models who don't eat. When you love food, you love life. When you love life, you love to love." - Laetitia Casta

32. "Now she and I are sitting together in her room and eating chocolate, and I tell her that in the distant future, when we both go to heaven, we should try to get the chairs next to each other, near the dessert table." - Anne Lamott

33. "Dark foods like coffee, chocolate, truffles are often associated with things like excitement and luxury. These dark and strange substances must be very old and full of meaning." - Margaret Visser

34. "Chocolate is, rather than nectar or ambrosia, the true food of the gods." - Joseph Bachot

35. "I couldn't separate my mouth from the delicious edges of his cup. A chocolate to die for, soft, velvety, fragrant, intoxicating." - Guy de Maupassant

36. "Life without chocolate is a life that lacks something important." - Frederic Morton

37. "Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness and sensuality, chocolate is more than just a food - it is therapy." - Christelle Le Ru

38. "Don't ruin a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty." - Lora Brody

39. "To angels, God gave wings, to humans, chocolate." - Anonymous

40. "My desire for chocolate has seldom diminished, even in times of great peril." - Marcel Desaulnier

41. "Anyone who has drunk a cup of chocolate resists a day of travel." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

42. "I learned about the only two remedies for pain , sadness , paturnias and similar sores of the human heart : they are chocolate and time ... I mean that when you feel sad and grief, you just need to eat a little of chocolate or wait a while." - Tommaso Landolfi

43. "Life is like chocolate: you should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue." - Nina Sandmann

44. "Good chocolate should be listed as a masterpiece, a sculpture, an artist's proof, and taste it sweetly while drinking hot oriental tea, listening to Mozart." - Sonia Rykiel

45. "I can't live without chocolate, I always carry a box in my bag." - Nancy Meyers

46. "Chocolate is everything, a 360 ° world. Unfortunately, we often forget that it is not born as such, the tablets are not collected from trees. At the base there are the cocoa beans, from which the chocolate is then extracted in all its forms and textures." - Ernst Knam

47. "I don't drown my pains. I choke them with chocolate." - Anonymous

48. "When I was a kid, all I loved were books and chocolate." - Sonia Rykiel

49. "Chocolate is divine, soft, sensual, deep. Black, sumptuous, gratifying, powerful, dense, creamy, seductive, suggestive, rich, excessive, silky, soft, luxurious, heavenly..." - Elaine Sherman

50. "A bar of chocolate.
You don't have to just try it. You have to choose it with curious and impatient eyes.
You don't have to just taste it. You must have it.
You don't have to just swallow it. You have to bring it up in the mind."
- Fabrizio Caramagna

51. "My father and mother had almost no time for me. I remembered that I was not needed by anyone, and all my life I doubted that it could be otherwise. Chocolate was my only love, and it never betrayed me." - Audrey Hepburn

52. "Chocolate is a good thing. There are young ladies who love only the bitter variety - haughty gourmets." - Vladimir Nabokov

53. "If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day." - Julia Louis-Dreyfus

54. "God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it." - Amelie Nothomb

Inspirational chocolate quotes

1. "Let's celebrate our agreement by adding some milk chocolate." - Homer Simpson

2. "Everywhere in the world there are tensions - economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate." - Alain Ducasse

3. "Chocolate and sweets, two things that make life worth living." - Gianni Monduzzi

4. "Happiness sometimes comes through chocolate." - Ibousto

5. "When I feel myself getting overwhelmed, I take a deep breath and eat a piece of chocolate."- Adrian Grenier

6. "Take chocolate so that the meanest companies seem good to you." - Madame de Sévigné

7. "You just need a little perspective. Warmed chocolate can give you that."- Giada De Laurentiis

8. "I pray. I meditate. I eat chocolate. I dance." - Elizabeth Perkins

9. "When you feel like dying, chocolate tastes even better than usual." - Romain Gary

10. "Life is like chocolate, it's the bitter that makes you appreciate the sugar." - Xavier Brebion

11. "Patience is like chocolate... You can never have enough of it!" - Christelle Heurtault

12. "Chocolate makes everyone happy. Sharing chocolates with others is a form of communication which says, You can share all your sweet and dark secrets with me." - Ruchi Prabhu

13. "An idea is like a pain au chocolat. You have to let it cool to see if it is really good." - Serge Uzzan

14. "And the truth is that men come and go in our lives, they can bring joy or pain but whatever happens we have our friendship and chocolate, no one can take them away." - Carole Matthews

Chocolate love quotes

1. "Nothing is more romantic than chocolate." - Ted Allen

2. "Chocolate says 'I'm sorry' so much better than words." - Rachel Vincent

3. "Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love." - Karl Petzke

4. "The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, which belongs to the same sphere as the sexual one … As far as I'm concerned, I can enjoy the mischievous pleasure of chocolate … entirely by myself. Discretion makes it better." - Ruth Westheimer

5. "Chocolate is not something you can take or leave, something you like only moderately. You don't like chocolate. You don't even love chocolate. Chocolate is something you have an affair with."- Geneen Roth

6. "When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes." - Joan Bauer

7. "There is nothing more aphrodisiac than a chocolate mousse spread on the skin, but make sure that the skin is yours, because if you brush your partner with mousse, then you will have to lick it and it is very high caloric potential." - Isabel Allende

8. "Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto." - Barbara Bretton

9. "A good morning greets you with a cup of hot latte, but only love can add a sprinkle of chocolate." - S. Lawrence

10. "Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact." - Sophie Kinsella

11. "Don't think chocolate is a substitute for love... Love is a substitute for chocolate." - Miranda Ingram

12. "Chocolate is a living matter, it has its own inner language. Only when it feels the object of intimate attention, and only then, does it cease to bewitch the throat and begin to dialogue with the senses." - Alexander Von Humboldt

13. "When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile." - Regina Brett

14. "All you need is love, but a little chocolate from time to time doesn't hurt!" - Charles M. Schulz

15. "Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, the same substance that the brain releases when we are in love. So why fall in love? Eat chocolate!" - Anonymous

16. "The love? Overrated. From a biochemical point of view it is no different than a big feast of chocolate." - John Milton

17. "Chocolate also has a symbolic value in the rituals of amorous courtship. What woman hasn't seen her defenses collapse in front of a box of chocolates?" - Isabel Allende

18. "Happy chocolate, who after having traveled the world, through the smiles of women, finds death in a tasty and melting kiss from their mouths." - Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

19. "Chocolate is of course the stuff dreams are made of. Rich, dark, silky, sweet dreams that cloud the senses and arouse the passions." - Judith Olney

20. "The most beautiful love verses can be used to conquer a woman or to wrap chocolates." - Fabio Fazio

21. "How do you feel when the vanilla fudge melts in your mouth for the first time? Not surprisingly, this feeling is used to describe the intensity of love and sex. " - Sidney Wilfred Mintz

22. "Chocolate it's like words of love, it's good for morale." - Light

23. "I don't know anything more erotic than a bar with a high percentage of cocoa." - Paul Loup Sulitzer

Funny chocolate quotes

1. "Research tells us that fourteen out of ten people love chocolate." - Sandra Boynton

2. "Put "eating chocolate" at the top of your to-do list today. In this way, at least one thing you will do." - Anonymous

3. "Chocolate makes everyone smile - even bankers." - Benneville Strohecker

4. "What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate." - Katharine Hepburn

5. "Chocolate is an antidepressant, so it's ideal when you start gaining weight." - Jason Love

6. "Exercise is a dirty word… Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate." - Charles M. Schultz

7. "Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment." - Jill Shalvis

8. "Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies." - John Tullius

9. "Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain." - Dave Barry

10. "Men can be divided into two categories: those who like chocolate and those who don't want to admit it." - Anonymous

11. "Good chocolate won't make you sick. It won't even make you fat." - Robert Linxie

12. "Without chocolate, we would have to find something else to do with the fruit and nuts." - Anthony T. Hincks

13. "Even if you give a cow a drink of cocoa you will not milk chocolate." - Stanislaw Lec

14. "Aren't you going to ruin your teeth with all that chocolate?" "But I have a friend who is a dentist." "I mean, someone who has a dentist friend then has to ruin his teeth. And if I had a pathologist friend what should I do?". - Marrakesh Express

15. "They say chocolate replaces sex in many brain chemical functions. I didn't know I had so much sex ..." - Guru

16. "Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories." - Amit Kalantri, "Wealth Of Words."

17. "I don't believe in love phrases contained in chocolates. The only sentence they should put in is "You're gaining weight, you idiot!" - Geppi Cucciari

18. "Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate." - Gina Barreca.

19. "There is nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate." - Linda Grayson

20. "Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing." - Hanako Ishii

21. "Opposites that attract. Like orange peel and chocolate." - Fabrizio Caramagna

22. "A 25-gram bar of chocolate equals four kilos of fat." - Arthur Bloch

23. "The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!" - Terry Moore

24. "Man can't live on chocolate alone, but woman can." - Anonymous

25. "If chocolate is a taste of Heaven, what does the fact that it is within everyone's reach mean?" - David Augsberger

26. "In a perfect world, neither chocolate nor alcohol would have so many calories." - John Gratton

27. "If there is no chocolate in heaven, I don't want to go!" - Jane Seabrook

28. "Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and usually point to your hips." - Susan Savannah

29. "Nothing heals the soul like chocolate. […] Chocolate is God's excuse for broccoli." - Richard Paul Evans

30. "A good cup of chocolate around 11 in the morning opens the stomach for lunch." - Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

31. "Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate for behavior modification. I wonder if science has already discovered this." - Jim Parsons

32. "A chocolate doesn't ask stupid questions, it gives immediate answers." - Carlo Pin

33. "Forget the diamonds, it's chocolate, I think you'll agree, girls' best friend." - Carole Matthews

34. "Attention! Chocolate can reduce the size of your clothes." - Anonymous

35. "Researchers have found that chocolate produces reactions in the brain similar to those of marijuana... They have also found other similarities but can't remember them anymore!" - Matt Lauer

36. "I know that God is a man. If he were a woman he would have created chocolate flavored sperm." - Carrie Snow

37. "This chocolate bar and I will have no more secrets for each other by the end of the evening." - Fabrizio Caramagna

38. "Put the chocolate in your bag and you will never get hurt." - Fragmentarius

39. "The greatest tragedies were written by the Greek Sophocles and the English Shakespeare. They both did not know chocolate." - Sandra Boynton

40. "Self-discipline involves some unpleasant things for me, for example staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands off women's skirts." - Oleg Kiselev

41. "Men are like chocolate. At first they are all very sweet but then a bitter aftertaste always comes out. Fortunately, there are also reliable ones such as gianduiotti: they do not disappoint even after a feast." - Tina Grube

42. "Is the mother of an Easter egg a chocolate hen?" - From Children's Words / Enfandises.com

43. "Boy bands have their shirts open so you can see their chocolate bar and tight pants so you can see the hazelnuts!" - Laurent Ruquier

44. "What are cartridges used for in a battle? Me, instead, I always take chocolate." - George Bernard Shaw

45."Switzerland: Since its two national products, snow and chocolate, melted away, the cuckoo clock was invented so that tourists would have something solid as a souvenir!" - Alan Coren

46. "If God were a woman, the world would work better. And there would be fewer calories in chocolate and more in endives." - Alix Girod

47. "On the sixth day, God created the Clown, Antonet, Pipo, Bario, Paul, Albert and François Fratellini, Little Walter, Footit and Chocolat, Grock... On the seventh day, he had to rest because he was still laughing!" - Jean-Paul Farré

48. "Sexuality? It's like when you ate too much chocolate. Then we have a liver attack …" - Brigitte Bardot

49. "Art is already advertising. The Mona Lisa could have served as a support for a brand of chocolate, Coca-Cola or anything else." - Andy Warhol

50. "You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar." - George Carlin

51. "If I were a school principal, I would get rid of the history teacher and replace him with a chocolate teacher; my students would study at least one subject that concerns them all." - Roald Dahl

52. "Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals." - Robert Orben

53. "If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?" - Wakas Mir

54. "I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter." - Lora Brody

55. "In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips." - Salman Rushdie

56. "After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate." - Mel Gibson

57. "Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing." - Milton S. Hershey

Short chocolate quotes

1. "No chocolate - no breakfast!" - Charles Dickens

2. "Every sensible person loves chocolate." - Bob Greene

3. "Chocolate is happiness that you can eat." - Ursula Kohaupt

4. "Tobacco can kill, chocolate can't." - Fidel Castro

5. "Life is just a Box of Chocolates." - James Lipton

6. "Money can talk, but chocolate sings." - Anonymous

7. "If I die eating chocolate, I'll die happy." - Cailey Sims

8. "Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate." - Anonymous

9. "When no one understands you, chocolate is there." - Daniel Worona

10. "Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself." - Sonja Blumenthal

11. "Save the earth. It is the only planet with chocolate" - Anonymous

12. "Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is." - Anonymous

13. "Chocolate is comfort without words." - Ursula Kohaupt.

14. "Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolate." - Fernando Pessoa

15. "Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness." - Terri Guillemets

16. "If chocolate is the answer….the question is irrelevant." - Kim Knott

17. "My favorite color is chocolate." - Anonymous

18. "I never met a chocolate I didn't like." - Deanna Troi

19. "Chocolate should be savored, not rushed." - Rick Riordan

20. "Chocolate: the poor man's champagne." - Daniel Worona

Dark chocolate quotes

1. "Dark chocolate, and salt and vinegar chips are my weakness - but not together." - Gail Simmons

2. "I'm a sensualist. My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages." - Carla Gugino

3. "You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink. That is the chocolate I am talking about." - Ray Nagin

4. "Dark chocolate improves the day, sweetens thoughts and merges them into a message of love." - Angela Randisi

5. "I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies." - Abigail Spencer

6. "I adore dark chocolate." - Diane von Furstenberg

7. "There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate." - Jill Shalvis

8. "White Chocolate. Intense, sweet. But not deep. Okay for prom dates or flings, but not to get serious... Milk chocolates are guys you could date for like a few months, and dark chocolates are for love." - E. Lockhart

9. "My weakness is dark chocolate. I carry little tins of it in my purse." - Sharon Stone

10. "I love dark chocolate - I could eat it 'til I puke." - Behati Prinsloo

Hershey chocolate quotes

1. "I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet." - Amy Neftzger

2. "He said "woman" in the same way I'd say "Mmmmm, yummy chocolate" after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator." - Ilona Andrews

3. "I love Hershey's chocolate. I feel the same about chocolate as I do about wine. Connoisseurs like dark chocolate and they like nasty wine that doesn't taste good to me. I don't get it!" - Paula Deen

4. "When I wake up the next morning, there's a Hershey's Kiss sitting on the table beside me." - Rick Yancey

5. "I was the offbeat character that had to kiss the offbeat boys and, ugh, some of the boys they brought in. There was one boyfriend in particular, we had to climb a mountain, and he was just weird and awful, and I hated it. So the producers left a big bag of Hershey Kisses after that taping saying, "Here are some kisses you will actually enjoy. Thanks for doing this." Isn't that so nice?" - Andrea Barber

6. "Why couldn't Jesus command us to obsess over everything, to try to control and manipulate people, to try not to breathe at all, or to pay attention, stomp away to brood when people annoy us, and then eat a big bag of Hershey's Kisses in bed?" - Anne Lamott

Cadbury chocolate quotes

1. "If you start a chocolate company, you can't compete with Cadbury in the first ten years because they are a big company." - Tamim Iqbal

2. "I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs." - Greg Behrendt

3. "I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs." - Caroline Rhea

4. "I train for about an hour five days a week and feel I'm in the best shape I've ever been. I can eat what I want and that includes scoffing half a big bar of Cadbury's a day." - Peter Andre

Chocolate Instagram captions

1. Chocolate fixes everything.

2. Stress out and eat chocolate.

3. I used to have a chocolate problem. Then I found some, so problem solved!

4. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy chocolates. Same thing, right?

5. The chocolate is calling; I must go!

6. Spread chocolates like you spread smiles.

7. Whether you succeed or fail, you celebrate with chocolate.

8. Chocolate is my lifeline.

9. Every day is Chocolate Day!

Note: The quotes' spelling and grammar match with the source.

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